In 4th grade I pointed out two mistakes my teacher made on a worksheet and she looked me dead in the eye and said, “You’re not perfect either, Andrew” and I’m still not over that.
I have a vagina and a good sense of humor and my iPod is full of good music like what else DO YOU WANT
If gay people don’t use the phrase “I cant think straight around you” as a pick up line. I feel like we have missed a genuinely great opportunity.
*puts on lifejacket* i am ready for intercourse
if i had a nice body my life would improve by at least 500%
i came into this world covered in someone else blood and screaming and lemme tell you i’m not afraid to leave it the same way