13mph:

In 4th grade I pointed out two mistakes my teacher made on a worksheet and she looked me dead in the eye and said, “You’re not perfect either, Andrew” and I’m still not over that.

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I have a vagina and a good sense of humor and my iPod is full of good music like what else DO YOU WANT 

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drfrederickchilton:

If gay people don’t use the phrase “I cant think straight around you” as a pick up line. I feel like we have missed a genuinely great opportunity.

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svveden:

*puts on lifejacket* i am ready for intercourse

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if i had a nice body my life would improve by at least 500%

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gossipgandhi:

i came into this world covered in someone else blood and screaming and lemme tell you i’m not afraid to leave it the same way

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"What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?

A chocolate BAA"